Good for another 3 months or 3,000 miles

Today the folks went the the A-1 dinner, made famous by the FoodTV show Triple-D, aka Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.

We watch a lot of food related TV as it’s often left on for us to watch while the folks are out. Bentley of course likes Guy Fieri, ‘cause he’s “off da hook”. Ree likes Rick Bayless because she likes Mexican food, mucho. Blue likes Andrew Zimmern because he always sniffs his food before he dives in, although Blue is more discerning.

Anyway back to the blog post. From the description of A-1 they gave, it sounded like a combination of the diner and a dive. From the smell on them we could detect onion rings and oil, pastrami and oil, turkey burger and oil, fries and oil, and a side of oil. There was a smell of oil on them and oil stains upon them! Why there was even oil on Dad’s socks, of course he claims it soaked through the napkin but we know better. From the looks of it all we think they will not have to go back for an oil change for another 3 months or 3000 miles.

And now we have to suffer for a few days while the guilt has them eating useless things like salad for dinner.